Review of LongHorn Steakhouse

On this episode of “Am I Garbage?” I learn that my favorite margarita is not one made in Mexico or by a woman named Margarita, but by some 50 year old white dude with a limp named Jeffy at Longhorn Steakhouse. All I gotta say is, When you’re here you’re family. I’m lovin it. Amen.

How confident are you that this establishment takes safety precautions against cross-contact?

— Very

Is there a gluten-free menu?

— Separate gluten-free menu

How much of the menu is available gluten-free?

— Most/All

How would you rate the taste and quality of the gluten-free food you tried?

— Excellent