Smoke On the Water

I asked about a gluten free menu and the waiter laughed and said no we don’t have that. We got up and left.

Is there a gluten-free menu?

— No gluten-free information on the menu

Excellent. Informed waitstaff I was allergic to gluten and the chef offered to cook my breakfast (pulled pork hash) in a separate pan. Sensitive celiac with no symptoms after a delicious breakfast!

How confident are you that this establishment takes safety precautions against cross-contact?

— Very

How much of the menu is available gluten-free?

— Some

How would you rate the taste and quality of the gluten-free food you tried?

— Excellent