Travelling firefighters walk into a firefighter bar/restaurant and ask if they have gluten free options.
The staff scoffs and says something to the effect of “No, these are hardworking guys that want that meat and fried stuff, you know?”
Yeah. We know. We like meat and fried stuff too. We just like it to be a safe option.
If you’re thirsty, go ahead. If you’re hungry, stay away.
— No gluten-free information on the menu
— Not Much/None
— Poor