Review of Paradox Cafe

3439 SE Belmont St, Portland, OR 97214

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The waitstaff is snarky and the food is mediocre. Ordered a waffle with earth balance. They didn't bring the earth balance out with the food, and when we asked waitstaff to bring it, she said it was going to take awhile. After my kids finished their food, I had to bring the plate to the waitstaff, ask for it to be heated, and asked for the third time for the earth balance. They microwaved the waffle and brought it out with earth balance in 30 seconds. Waffle is rubbery and bland. Won't be returning.

Updated 7 years ago