The Happy Clam

I told the waitress I needed a gluten free meal and asked if they had hard cider instead of beer. She said "Good luck with that!" I ordered wine.

Nothing on the menu was marked, so I asked if they had any gluten free options. She said "Good luck with that!" And said I could order a salad.

I haven't been that offended in a long time. I DO NOT recommend.

Is there a gluten-free menu?

— No gluten-free information on the menu